Thursday, December 30, 2010

About what happened with ice that one time

A long time ago when I still lived with the Wilsons, I was out late at night enjoying the winter, but then freezing rain happened, and I started getting icicles on me and my feet were sticking to the ground! I got so cold, and I was getting stiff with all the ice on me, I started howling for help, and Gail's mom heard me and saved me! That was the first time I met her.

My Likes


The sun, and everything about it. I'm going to write about it in one of my posts.
Cold weather
Warm weather
Grass, and watching it grow
Water from the faucet
My current family
The Wilsons (the family I lived with before)
My real mommy, daddy, and litter mates
Watching grandpa exercise
Reading the newspaper with the people, and sometimes getting on top of it when they are done.
The dining room table, known as "base", where Ruger can't get me.
The bath tub, because it's sometimes easier to jump into than up onto the sink, because of my arthritis.
Pillows
Blankets
Towels
Dirty laundry
Santa
God
Angels
Jesus
Mary
Almost all people
Children
Mint gum
Rubber bands

almost everything, more might be added later.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

My Dislikes


Thunderstorms
Being chased
The vet
Arguing
When feet hit me in the middle of the night, mistaking me for a pillow, that's why I sleep next to people's heads now.
Snow shovels
Sirens from big loud machines
Dogs
Satan
Demons
Ghosts
Black cats (because of the added unlucky factor!), and other stray or uninvited cats that come near my property.
Upsidedown horseshoes
Ice, because of that one time. I will be writing a post about that.

Might be a few more, but I can't think of them right now. I don't usually dislike things, but those are the big ones!

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Introduction to me


My name is Lexus Wilson, but Gail calls me all sorts of names, like Peatsa, Butter Nut Squash, Soft Monster, Air Fluff, Orange Creamsickle Puff, Lou, and the list goes on and on.

I live with my people family, and my feline frienemy, Ruger Magillicutti, who is always picking on me, and chasing me, and I just let him take my place from wherever I am, for instance the pillow of Gail's bed, or the chair in the living room, or her brother's futon, or the kitchen, or the closets, because I don't want to hurt him. He's like an annoying dumb ass idiot little brother, it's like he thinks I'm prey, and not a fellow feline! He's such an idiot. But when we go outside, we got each other's back. Mostly I have his back, because he's a scaredy cat, and the other cat's run when I start screaming.

Yeah, the outside is really my domain, and so is winter, and sunlight. I used to be the greates bird killer, but I have arthritis now, and it hurts too much to hunt, so mostly I lie in the grass soaking up the power of the sun. Gail says it's where I get my glow, she's right, and it's so much more than that. But I'll tell you all about the sun in another blog post sometime.

Before going outside, I turn around clockwise at least two or three times, that's my signal to the people, so I don't usually have to meow, or as they say, "squeak".
Ruger turns counter clockwise, jeez, we are total opposites.

More about me will be covered in the next two blogs, my Likes, and my Dislikes.